Saturday, March 3, 2012

Gurl is dat true dat you be savin 15 percent on yo car insurance when you swtich to geico?

Yo gurl needs to save some dollas cuz she be owin da police big time. Yesterday yo gurl got asked out on a date at a fine japanese steakhouse restaurant where they be makin yo food in front of ya(cause yall know I cant afford dat shyt wit my own money). Well anyways me and Rayquan was watchin the cook make a show with his juggling skills and throwin stuff up in da air and it was pretty cool actually.

Until da chef accidently dropped one of da shrimps and caused one of dem onion rangs to jump on yo gurls mile long weave. While yo gurl was tryna get this 5 cent weave I stole from a street dealer, Rayquan used da fire exterminator on yo gurl and she ended up lookin like frosty da snowman wit all dat shyt on her face. Then he got in a fight with the chef and now I need to bail him out from da county jail cause otherwise his gurl Deshonte is gone find out about it.

can yall help out yo gurl slippery hoodrat?|||so easy a caveman can do it|||lol...|||you ain't cute...|||Yuu be dem trolls gurl! i be likin yo style!

yeah lemme go get me ma 259 dolluhs so we can bust dem boys out, know what im sayin?|||Gurrrrrrrl don't be trippin up on diis shyt lyke sum sluttee azz whyte hoe bytch

guurrl u no|||Word....

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